My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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