how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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