Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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