About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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