I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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