have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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