Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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