Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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