Small penises have feelings too.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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