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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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