he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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