did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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