Yo dont text me then not text me
She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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