did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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