Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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