My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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