Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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