We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My feet surprised me
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