So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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