we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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