dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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