Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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