We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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