I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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