So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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