SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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