I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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