I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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