Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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