Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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