I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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