coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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