So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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