I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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