Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
The best revenge is premature balding
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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