You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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