Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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