But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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