I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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