i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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