She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You smell like stripper and shame
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I need to calm my uterus...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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