Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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