she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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