PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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