thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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