Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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