Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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