Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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