dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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