Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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